To be completely honest, I really don't like plays.  Whenever I tell people that, I get reactions full of disbelief and astonishment.  "How could you not like plays?"  It's easy.  I don't like when action is interrupted by song and dance.  Nowhere in the course of my marginal life has anyone ever broke into song during a conversation.  I've never seen groups of people dance in unison.  I can't say I remember ever seeing someone enthusiastically nod their head in agreement with something I was saying, nor has anyone ever grabbed me by the shoulders to tell me something to my face.  The bottom line is that plays are ridiculously unrealistic.  I know they're not supposed to be realistic, but that doesn't make me like them.  I enjoy movies like Star Wars more than I enjoy plays.  The action in Star Wars is so far beyond reality that it almost seems plausible.  Plays are just ridiculous. 

Whenever I explain all these things to people, I usually get a "Well, yeah that's true.  Actually, I sort of feel the same.  But c'mon, you gotta like plays!" 

Nope. #entertainment