Theater
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Jan 18, 2007
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To be completely honest, I really don't like plays. Whenever I tell people that, I get reactions full of disbelief and astonishment. "How could you not like plays?" It's easy. I don't like when action is interrupted by song and dance. Nowhere in the course of my marginal life has anyone ever broke into song during a conversation. I've never seen groups of people dance in unison. I can't say I remember ever seeing someone enthusiastically nod their head in agreement with something I was saying, nor has anyone ever grabbed me by the shoulders to tell me something to my face. The bottom line is that plays are ridiculously unrealistic. I know they're not supposed to be realistic, but that doesn't make me like them. I enjoy movies like Star Wars more than I enjoy plays. The action in Star Wars is so far beyond reality that it almost seems plausible. Plays are just ridiculous.
Whenever I explain all these things to people, I usually get a "Well, yeah that's true. Actually, I sort of feel the same. But c'mon, you gotta like plays!"
Nope. #entertainment
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