It's true.  I have no friends.  And I had to hear it from MySpace.  Woe is me. 

MySpace also said, "To start having fun on MySpace you need to invite some friends and get the ball rolling!"  Maybe that's why MySpace isn't fun.  I need to add friends.  Or it could be that it's a hideously ugly website filled with semi-adult ads, taking the place of the mall in the 1980s-90s as the hangout for dirty teenagers with nothing to do but breathe and take up space. 

Or maybe I'm just mad because I don't have friends.  Yeah that's it.