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Chubby Bunny Wed, Mar 22, 2006
Chubby Bunny is a game played by children and adults everywhere (that's probably not true).  The idea of the game is to stuff as many marshmallows as possible into your mouth while still being able to clearly say the words "chubby bunny".  The person with the most marshmallows in their mouth at the end wins.  It gets really gross toward the end because people start to drool and shoot marshmallows out of their mouths because they're laughing.  And watching a person spit 14 marshmallows out of their mouth at once is enough to make you gag. 

There's an urban legend out there that a child died from suffocation while playing this game.  Emails were forwarded that said something about a first-grader who stuffed her face so full of marshmallows that they emulsified (turned into a liquid mass) in her throat and blocked her airway.  Part of this is true:  There was a case of a girl who suffocated while playing chubby bunny, but she simply choked and died before anyone could resuscitate her.  The marshmallows didn't turn into a liquid mass in her throat.  The parents later sued the school and won lots of money. 

So whenever you play Chubby Bunny, be sure to have someone around who knows CPR.  You'd be surprised at how few marshmallows it takes to kill a person. 

(Although death is never funny, death by marshmallow kind of is.  Hence filing this under the funny category.) #food

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