Here's what I think my computer is thinking whenever I've been Microsofted by Autoformatting (a term referring to the problems encountered when Microsoft products try to automatically change or format your text, spacing, or style and end up causing more problems than if they didn't try to automatically do anything at all): 

"Hi my name is Microsoft.  I know what you're trying to do.  You're trying to write a letter.  Here, let me align certain sections to the right and insert certain key phrases to make it look more like a letter.  There ya go.  You're welcome." 

"Hi my name is Microsoft.  I know what you're trying to do.  You're trying to make an outline, and you'd like me to automatically indent each line and automatically number and letter each line.  There ya go.  You're welcome." 

"Hi my name is Microsoft.  I know what you're trying to do.  You're trying to insert a picture.  I'll go ahead and change the text and formatting of the current section so it'll fit your out-of-place, oversized picture.  Then I'll make it impossible to reposition the picture.  Because that's what you're trying to do.  And I know it.  You're welcome." 

"Hi my name is Microsoft.  I know what you're trying to do.  You're trying to copy multiple 'snippets' of text to the clipboard.  Let me open up the 'Office Clipboard' to help make this easier.  There ya go.  You're welcome." #technology