My ballistics professor says a funny word a lot:  Microsofted.  When he's displaying his "viewgraphs" (an outdated term meaning Powerpoint slides) and something goes wrong, like that right-click menu shows up and he can't go to the next slide, or when he tries to close one file but it ends up closing all related files.  He says, "Oh no!  I've been Microsofted!" #technology