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Taco Bell (1) Monday, Jan 16, 2006 1:07 pm

I hate Taco Bell.  What a disgusting place.  To call it "Mexican food" is a disgrace to the entire subcontinent of Mexico.  What really gets me is their commercials.  They have pretty girls and nice outdoor landmarks where people say "I'm full".  What they should really say is, "I'm full, I have a stomach ache, I have terrible gas, and I'll be spending the next several hours in the bathroom." 

Maybe it's just me.  I'm slightly lactose intolerant, and since all or most of their food has cheese, my body doesn't really accept it.  Or maybe it's the fact that they mix greasy beef and cheese with refried beans.  That just can't be good for the stomach. 

I made the grave mistake of judging all Mexican food by my experience at Taco Bell.  But then I had real Mexican food (and Wendy's [wife, not restaurant] patented taco salad) and it really changed my life.  What a good group of people those Mexicans are.  They mix meat with beans and vegetables and put it all in an easy-to-pick-up package like a taco or a burrito.  Good food + easy to eat = awesome. 

dolly Monday, Jan 16, 2006 4:54 pm

We called it "Taco Hell" in college.  They sell the taco bell spice packets in grocery stores these days.  It's loaded with MSG which not only makes it addictive to the taste buds, but it forms swiss cheese holes in the brain, too (that's an added bonus).

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