| When I was a kid (Wait, when did I stop being a kid? Am I a grown-up? Do grown-ups watch cartoons and play video games? Do grown-ups still think bodily functions are funny?), I used to hear things incorrectly, like Bobby on Bobby's World. At the beginning of 60 Minutes, all the anchors would introduce themselves: "I'm Dan Rather. I'm Harry Reasoner. I'm Morley Safer. I'm Ed Bradley. I'm ..." I used to hear "... Reasoner. I'm Woolley Safer. I'm Mid Bradley. I'm ..." I always used to wonder, what kind of names are Woolley and Mid? #entertainment |