Don LaFontaine - The voice of Fox commercials
Double entendre - Phrase with two different meanings
Epenthesis - Inserting a syllable into a word, such as Yogi Bear:  "pic-a-nic basket" and Homer Simpson:  "saxo-ma-phone"
Hal Douglas - "The" voice of movie trailers
Jesus H. Christ - 'It is often stated, jokingly, that the H stands for "Harold" or "Howard", as in "Our Father, who art in Heaven, HAROLD be thy name" (supposedly a child's mispronunciation of "Hallowed" in the Lord's Prayer).'
List of lists at Wikipedia
List of Simpsons Episodes #technology

"Ring, ring!"  My alarm goes off.  I get up.  "Ding, ding."  My car starts and I'm off.  "Bing-bong!"  I have new emails.  "Ding!"  The microwave is finished injecting my lunch with radiation.  I run to it like a happy puppy.  "Ding!"  Oh yeah, Outlook reminds me that I have a meeting today.  "Beep!"  Sorry, I was glazed over at the traffic light.  "Beep, beep!"  Cool, Wendy sent me a text message. 

Update (2007-04-12 9:33am):  This is similar to the idea of Pavlov's dog, a phrase "used to describe someone who merely reacts to a situation rather than uses critical thinking". #psychology

MVSpot.com has a bunch of music videos, and is much better than VideoHtmlCodes.com. #entertainment

I've tried a few RSS readers (also known as feed readers, aggregators, etc.) lately and I feel qualified to write a comparative review.  Most of the services I tried are web-based instead of downloadable programs.  This is because I want to be able to read feeds no matter where I am, without having to download any software. 

My Yahoo is about as good as every other Yahoo creation.  It has big banner ads at the top of the page, which is a big no-no.  Its biggest downfall is only being able to see a summary of each article, and not full text. 
My rating:  1/5 stars

Google Reader is sadly very buggy and unimpressive.  I expected much more from Google.  Some good points are that it uses keyboard shortcuts much like Gmail, it can tag articles with labels, and it's Ajax-based so it's "cool".  It's bad points are that it's given me several problems with adding new feeds and sometimes it just doesn't work at all.  But I think it'll improve in the future. 
My rating:  3/5 stars

NewsGator has a nice user interface and is very customizable.  But I can't help thinking that it feels like a Microsoft product.  It's main downfall is that it doesn't show full-text articles. 
My rating:  2/5 stars

Bloglines is my favorite so far.  It uses keyboard shortcuts and has many custom settings.  It's not ad-supported, which is unusual but welcome.  And it's owned by Ask Jeeves, my former homepage for many years. 
My rating:  5/5 stars

Mozilla Thunderbird is the only desktop reader I tried.  It seems to work pretty well and is fairly customizable.  But it defeats my purpose for a feed reader:  to read things wherever I am, without installing any software. 
My rating:  4/5 stars #technology

Back in April of 2000, Metallica sued Napster.  At the time, I understood why:  people were copying and sharing music without paying for it, something that had been happening with tapes and CDs for years but had become a big deal with the advent of peer-to-peer software.  However, I didn't realize something until I heard it on VH1:  Metallica were essentially suing the people who liked their music.  They searched on Napster for their songs and found that a lot of people had their music.  Most bands would have been proud that so many people listened to their music, but Metallica wanted money.  I guess I just never realized how Metallica directly sued their fans.  It's not like they can say they were looking out for the rights of other bands.  They were looking out for their own good, and they wanted people to stop listening to their music.  And it's not like they wanted to stop file sharing in general because they didn't agree with the idea.  No:  they wanted to stop file sharing so people would stop listening to their music. 

Now, whenever I hear Metallica on the radio, I'm repulsed.  If they don't want me to listen to their music, fine, I won't.  Buncha jerks.  By this event alone, Metallica lost countless fans.  Good job, guys.  Super instinct. #entertainment

Kottke, a person who has a website I visit quite often and copy from frequently, has a section called Remaindered Links.  It's essentially a link blog:  a few little snippets about some interesting websites he's visited lately.  A lot of people use del.icio.us for this.  I started using that, but didn't really like storing my stuff on a different site, seeing that I already have a website with tons of storage space.  Since then, I've been using the WordPress "Links" feature and displaying some of my most recently visited links.  But these links aren't stored in the same database as other WordPress entries, so they're not searchable.  Kottke also wrote about Tumblelogs, which are sort of like link blogs, but more stream-of-consciousness.  Entries can be focused on links, but they don't have to be.  I liked this idea, so I decided to make a little change.  But instead of being one of those jerks who just uses some cool new word to describe everything he does (Ajax, Web 2.0, colophon, remainder, tumblelog), I decided to expand on what I already have.  So instead of having several separate blogs, I'll just have one blog that contains main entries, links, and maybe even pictures.  Thus the creation of the links category.  It's part of my main WordPress blog, which means it's searchable.  I don't know why I didn't think of this before. #technology

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible contains highlighted passages that are an embarrassment to the Bible-believer, parts of the Bible that are never read in any Church, Bible study group, or Sunday School class. #technology

Ship of Fools, originally dubbed "the magazine of Christian unrest", is a site for people who prefer disorganized religion to the organized kind. #technology

The Rapture Index is like a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity.  I'm not sure if this is serious or not. #technology

Google Maps found something that looks like the face of Jesus in a Peruvian sand dune. (link) (map) #technology