Charlie Brown Pathetic Tree
Urban Outfitters is selling Charlie Brown's pathetic Christmas tree.  Genius. #products

Des Plaines (2)
There's a town just north of Chicago O'Hare International Airport.  It's called Des Plaines.  I'm assuming it's pronounced something like Des Moines, Iowa, which is "Da Moyn".  So this city would be "Da Plain" or, to complete this joke, "Da Plane".  (Airport ... plane.  C'mon people, keep up.) #travel