There's this car in the parking lot at work that's all pimped out.  It's got big shiny rims, tinted windows, and a custom exhaust pipe.  It's got a big dumb logo of the shop that pimped it out.  And the car is none other than a mid-sized, family-friendly, mature-looking Mitsubishi Galant.  Now I don't know much about pimping, or "pimpin" as the street kids say it.  But from what I've seen in the past, it seems like a good idea to pimp out a car that is (a) small and cheap or (b) big and powerful.  Honda Civic.  Dodge Neon.  Cadillac Escalade.  GMC Yukon.  Nowhere in that list is there a Toyota Camry, Nissan Maxima, or Hyundai Sonata.  And this is coming from me, Mr. I'm So White The Sun Reflects Off Me.  I don't know much about pimpin'.  But I know this:  A Mitsubishi Galant is not pimpable. #travel