There's this hypothetical guy at work (I can't talk about real people at work or I might get dooced) who apparently does nothing but walk around and talk to people.  He comes into my office area and talks to my co-workers for hours on end.  And of course it's not work-related.  I can't exactly judge him for this; I don't do work-related things the entire time I'm at work.  But c'mon.  I know every minute detail of this guy's life.  I can't not hear him talking.  He comes into our office area every Monday morning, and it's like I'm listening to an ongoing autobiography of this guy's life.  Ooh, what happens next?  Did your wife like the bike you bought for her?  Did you fix your dad's car?  I can't wait until Wednesday afternoon, when the saga will inevitably continue. #psychology