Some people don't like their jobs because they don't feel like they're being challenged, or because they spend a lot of time doing nothing.  I'm all about jobs like that.  I've been working hard my entire life:  I've been in school since I was 4 years old; I worked my butt off through algebra and Civil War nonsense; I actually did work during high school (unlike you slackers); and I spent many late nights in college getting work done.  My feeling is that I deserve an easy job.  Why should I continue to work hard?  I deserve a break.  Plus, we all know that the more you get paid, the less work you actually do.  So I figure I'll just coast right on to retirement and continue to get mandatory salary increases.  Ah, the joys of a diploma, that stupid little piece of paper that represents my entire college career. #business