After I look at the viewgraphs on my computer, I'll Xerox® you a copy and use my Rollerblades® to bring it to you. On the way, I have to stop at the ATM machine and enter my PIN number. I hope I don't pass any nucular power plants because I'll have to clean out my ears with Q-Tips® and patch up my wounds with a Band-Aid®. I also need to check my Palm Pilot® to see if this will all fit in my schedule. On the way, I'll listen to my Walkman® and wipe my nose with a Kleenex®. This will be the best thing for you and I.

How many stupid mistakes can you find? #language