I am The Onion May 2, 2007
This Onion article was written by me.  Or at least it was inspired by me.  The title says it all: 
If Someone Wanted To Publish My Blog Entries For Money, I Wouldn't Say No
Pretty much the whole content of the article sounds [to me] like it was written by me, even down to the tone.  Weird. #technology
Types of categories Apr 27, 2007
It's sometimes difficult to categorize things I write on this website.  Some posts are clearly about a certain topic, so they belong in a specific category, like politics or driving.  But other posts aren't quite as clear cut, or they don't fit into any other major category that I've written about in the past.  These are usually the things I put in rant or thoughts.  I'm starting to do away with that little by little because those categories (and others like funny and wow) are more a description of the type of post, not an actual description of the post.  If I categorize something as funny, it's more of an opinion of what I think it's about, and less of a statement of what it's really about.  I'm splitting hairs here, but that's what I do best. #technology
Firefox bookmark favicons Apr 27, 2007
I just stumbled upon an amazing little feature in Firefox.  For websites that have favicons, it saves valuable space on the bookmarks toolbar to just show the favicon without also showing the title.  Right-click on the bookmark link, go to properties, and delete everything in the "Name:" field.  Now the bookmark just show up as an icon.  Awesome. #technology
Eco-friendly web colors Apr 27, 2007
This website created a set of eco-friendly colors (based on Energy Star recommendations) that can be used on websites to use less power when displayed on computer monitors.  (via Kottke) #technology
Batch files (2) Apr 26, 2007
I created my first batch file last week.  A batch file simply runs some DOS commands like starting programs or copying files.  It's useful for executing repetitive tasks, such as renaming or backing up files.  My batch file contains these commands: 
copy "c:\my documents\misc\imp.doc" docs
copy "c:\my documents\misc\money.xls" docs
The file resides on a USB stick and simply copies two files from My Documents to a folder called docs on the stick.  The reference to My Documents has to be in quotes because it contains spaces.  The reference to docs is an absolute path that refers to a folder on the stick.  This is important because drive letters for USB devices will change depending on which USB port they're plugged in to.  So if the batch file referred to "G:\docs", it would encounter an error if the USB stick wasn't plugged into the USB port that Windows calls "G:\".  I found this link helpful for creating the batch file. #technology
Mini blogs Apr 25, 2007
Several mini blogging websites have appeared recently, and I decided to finally write something about them even though I'm weeks behind all the cool internet nerds. 

Twitter is the big one, and it's been getting a lot of press lately.  It asks one simple question:  "What are you doing?"  Users can either use the form on the website or send a text message with their phone.  Each entry has it's own permalink, but there's no commenting functionality.  A big focus of the site is building community.  I'm not much of a fan of that idea, and I'm not too fond of the fact that I always feel compelled to simply answer the question, which more often than not consists of something like "Writing this dumb entry."  I guess I'm missing the point. 
My rating:  1/5 stars

Tumblr is a pretty cool thing that goes for the idea of a Tumblelog, or a stripped-down stream-of-consciousness blog.  It has different methods for entering different types of posts (normal, link, quote, conversation, etc.), and each entry has its own permalink.  An added benefit is that Tumblr entries can be hosted on your own domain, and it's apparently a pretty easy thing to set up.  Like Twitter, there's no functionality for commenting, which in my opinion kind of takes away from the whole point.  I mean, I'm all about voicing my opinions to the world without any thought of ever listening to responses.  But comments are open on my website, so I at least have the appearance of an open mind. 
My rating:  4/5 stars

Jaiku is the least known of the three.  It has most of the same features, with the added benefit of being able to comment on entries.  The rest of the site seems more like Twitter, where entries are intended to be text message length and answer the question of where you are or what you're doing at the moment. 
My rating:  4/5 stars #technology
Dull blog Apr 25, 2007
This website claims to be the dullest blog in the world (via Mental Floss).  I'd have to agree, except that I find it extremely entertaining. 
Standing in the middle of the room
I was standing at a central point in the room. The walls were all at approximately the same distance from me. I continued to stand there for a few moments.

Picking up my pen
I was sitting on a chair in the living room. My pen was lying on the table. I reached out my hand and picked up the pen.
The content is so incredibly uninteresting, it actually becomes interesting.  Plus, it's written in such a descriptive way that it seems like it's leading up to something good, only to lead to nothing at all.  And judging by the vast multitude of comments, other people enjoy it too. #technology
ING security Apr 19, 2007
Several months ago, ING started using a new security technology to allow users to login to their site.  The new system requires users to identify a previously selected image and phrase or else be asked any of several security questions.  Once the image and phrase are correctly identified, the user's computer is semi-permanently paired to ING's system, which means the security questions will no longer be asked.  Ever since this system has been in place, I've been confused by it.  I don't understand how it's any more secure than what they previously had.  This guy agrees with me, saying Bank of America uses a similar technology that can be somewhat easily cracked. #technology
Undelivered email Apr 19, 2007
Did you ever send an email that the supposed recipient didn't receive?  Here's what happened to it: 
(via The Cartoon Blog) #technology
Firefox spell check everything Apr 18, 2007
Quite possibly the best thing about Firefox 2.0 is its spell checking abilities.  However, by default, it only automatically spell checks textareas (text boxes with multiple lines) and not text inputs (single line).  By right-clicking on a text-input, you can select "Spell check this field", but I wanted something more permanent.  Here it is:  Go to about:config, search for "layout.spellcheckDefault" and set the value to "2". #technology