This website claims to be the dullest blog in the world (via Mental Floss).  I'd have to agree, except that I find it extremely entertaining. 
Standing in the middle of the room
I was standing at a central point in the room. The walls were all at approximately the same distance from me. I continued to stand there for a few moments.

Picking up my pen
I was sitting on a chair in the living room. My pen was lying on the table. I reached out my hand and picked up the pen.
The content is so incredibly uninteresting, it actually becomes interesting.  Plus, it's written in such a descriptive way that it seems like it's leading up to something good, only to lead to nothing at all.  And judging by the vast multitude of comments, other people enjoy it too. #technology