Killing bugs
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Nov 2, 2022
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I mostly try not to kill bugs. When there's a bug in my house, I try to capture it and put it outside. It ain't much, but it's honest work. It's not that I'm a genuinely good or kind person, I just try not to kill things if I can avoid it. I rescued an earwig the other day. A giant yellowjacket the day before that. If I find a spider, depending on its size and creepiness, I'll just leave it there.
But if I find a mosquito in my house, I will fucking murder that thing in a heartbeat and then spit on its stupid corpse. Mosquitos are vile, worthless beings whose sole addition to the universe is spreading disease. Fuck them. I'd kill a million mosquitoes if I had the chance. A billion.
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