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Steps to becoming a Jedi Fri, Jul 12, 2019
Steps to becoming a Jedi, based off a casual drunken watching of (probably) the first Star Wars movie: 
  1. Wear Yoda as a backpack, swing from some vines, and run through the woods.
  2. Crawl in a hole and hallucinate killing Vader.
  3. Do a hand stand with Yoda on you.
  4. Pull your ship out of the pond.
Congrats you're a Jedi. #entertainment

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