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Swamp replacement Tue, Jun 12, 2018
One of Donald Trump's campaign slogans in 2016 was, "We're gonna drain the swamp."  But since he mostly just got rid of the existing people and replaced them with incompetent, washed-up future felons, I feel like he missed the point.  For his future campaign, I think he should add a second part to that slogan, preferably one of the following options:  "We're gonna drain the swamp and replace it with: 
  1. another swamp
  2. a tall building with a gold "TRUMP" sticker
  3. a bigger, better swamp
  4. a ball pit
  5. a murkier, smellier swamp
  6. rats

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