I love how The Onion pays such close attention to detail in their jokes.  Like this recent video, which was talking about Obama befriending an elderly woman, where the stock ticker at the bottom of the screen displayed the following commodities: 
Frozen pig heads
Unleaded hogs
Live cattle
Feeder cattle
Horse sh**
Aluminum
Sculptures
Platinum
Spandex
Felt squares
Decent coffee
Bananas I don't want anymore
The primary joke was the Obama story.  The secondary joke was the news ticker with funny headlines.  The tertiary joke was the commodities.  That's dedication. #entertainment