Names for Osama Bin Laden used in this Onion article: 

• Olala Win Robben
• Osaka Binn Rogen
• Orlama Win Roben
• Owanda Bun Luvin
• Paga Tin Stogen
• Pajama On Llama
• Okenny Ben Loggens
• Oggie Ring Quabben

Pajama On Llama wins the prize. 

Update:  The Onion keeps intentionally changing the title of the article.  Perfect. #sociology