Names for Osama Bin Laden used in this Onion article: 
  • Olala Win Robben
  • Osaka Binn Rogen
  • Orlama Win Roben
  • Owanda Bun Luvin
  • Paga Tin Stogen
  • Pajama On Llama
  • Okenny Ben Loggens
  • Oggie Ring Quabben
Pajama On Llama wins the prize. 

Update:  The Onion keeps intentionally changing the title of the article.  Perfect. #sociology