|I saw a bumper sticker on a car last week quoting Bill Maher: "Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me -- I quit.'" This was the only bumper sticker on this person's car. The problem is that I just can't figure out why someone would choose to make a first impression with a bumper sticker about suicide. Are they pro suicide? Pro Bill Maher? If you had to pick one statement to represent yourself to the countless people forced to drive behind you, why not pick something like "Go Giants!" or "Florio Free in '93"? At least those bumper stickers address an issue and pick a side.
On a related note, I saw another bumper sticker a little while ago that said something along the lines of, "I'll keep my guns and money, you can keep the 'change.'" It's funny because it's extremist. I enjoy extremism. #travel