A woman Wendy works with (ding ding ding -- that's four W's in a row!) scheduled a meeting for Friday at 7am.  Here are the reasons why this woman should be fired and/or have her kneecaps broken: 
  1. It's Friday.  Fridays are light days.  You don't start anything new.  You don't tackle any big problems.  Because when it comes down to it, it can wait until Monday.  Everything can wait until Monday.  Even your precious meeting.
  2. It's Friday morning.  Sometimes Thursday night is party night.  Sometimes you get to work a little late because you decided to get the no-fat non-soy mocha dunka chino thing instead of your normal coffee.  Either way, Friday mornings are a little slower, because let's face it, it's Friday.
  3. It's Friday morning at 7am.  Unless you work in a factory or commute to work before rush hour, work doesn't start until at least 8 or 9.  And even though you want to pat yourself on the back because you get there by 6:30, no one else does, and they certainly don't want to start their day with a stupid meeting.
It's weird how angry I am at this woman I've never met whose meeting had absolutely no effect on me.  It's the principle. #business