The Dallas Cowboys' brand new football stadium, which premiered on primetime TV this past Friday night, was so poorly planned that the giant screens hanging from the ceiling actually get in the way of what's taking place on the field.  Or as one website put it, "[the] Cowboys' massive new stadium [is] not big enough to play football in."  It would've taken an idiot half a second to figure out that a punt can easily hit the screen, but apparently the $1.2 billion building budget could only afford less-than-idiots.  Thankfully, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is taking the issue seriously:  "You don't need to move [the screen]. You gotta be trying to [hit] it."  America's team my ass. 

On a related note, in between plays, host Curt Menefee showed that the giant screen provided an amazing view of the game for pretty much every seat in the stadium.  I couldn't help but notice it's about the exact same view of the game I receive while sitting on the couch in my living room.  Funny how that works. #sports