|AcipHex is a medication for acid reflux. It's also the worst product name in the history of the universe. Go ahead, say it out loud. AcipHex. Acifex. Assifex. Ass Effects. There it is.
And as if this didn't already seem like a joke, here are some images from the product's website:
Sometimes I think someone out there is doing this stuff specifically for me. Thank you, whoever you are. #products