I heard a radio newscaster say something about something being "echo friendly," and it took me a few minutes to realize I was listening to an idiot try to use the term "eco friendly," as in eeeecologically friendly.  Hey, everyone is allowed to make a mistake.  Unless your profession involves spreading information to as many people as possible. #language

Rat, of Pearls Before Swine fame, on the purpose of the internet: 

"... the internet was specifically invented so that living beings everywhere could be anonymously rude to one another."

Also, without the internet, we wouldn't have words like faceplant and photobomb. #technology