Whenever I travel to places that are fairly mountainous, I think about how cool it would be to own my own mountain.  Here's why: 
  1. When people asked how to get to my house, I would tell them to look up.
  2. Flooding wouldn't be an issue.
  3. The view.
  4. Hostile takeovers would be easy to defend against.
  5. My house would probably show up nicely on Google Maps.
I can only think of two downsides to owning and living atop a mountain: 
  1. It's on top of a mountain.
  2. I'd be the first to die (chronologically) if the sun exploded.
#nature