I almost spit out my coffee when I read this headline:  KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed.  It just doesn't get much better than that.  What we have here is the tri-fecta, or perhaps the penta-fecta, of good news stories: 

1. A drunk man
2. Was sleepwalking
3. And urinating
4. In a closet
5. Then was stabbed

Today is a good day for news. #entertainment