I almost spit out my coffee when I read this headline:  KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed.  It just doesn't get much better than that.  What we have here is the tri-fecta, or perhaps the penta-fecta, of good news stories: 
  1. A drunk man
  2. Was sleepwalking
  3. And urinating
  4. In a closet
  5. Then was stabbed
Today is a good day for news. #entertainment