I have absolutely no interest in the sport of baseball, but this guy Pat Venditte from the Yankees' minor league team sounds pretty interesting.  He's a switch-pitcher. 
"The righty has a 90 mph fastball, a curve and a nice change. The lefty comes sidearm and has a murderous slider and a change.

When his son was 3, Dad noticed Pat threw balls with both hands. So he fed it. He had him throw footballs both ways, punt both ways, kick field goals both ways. Pat was homeschooled by his mom, Jan, who had him write both ways and eat both ways."
What a cool idea.  Definitely better than the forceful alternative of "just pick a side and move on". 

And in what might be the most obvious double entendre of the century, the writer of the article says, "And best of all, the kid can relieve himself!"  Surely there's a better way to write that sentence.  Perhaps, "And best of all, the kid can be his own relief pitcher!"  For shame. #sports