On my travels to and from work and to the playground where I spend most of my days (please understand this reference, internet), I often see cars covered with snow.  This wouldn't be unusual if it had just snowed.  But often times, I see these cars many days after the last snowfall.  And that gets me thinking.  Either
  1. You're out of town, though I highly doubt that many people in that many different areas are all traveling the same days, or
  2. You don't need your car, in which case why are you wasting money for gas and maintenance and insurance when you can obviously live without it, or
  3. You've been getting a ride from someone, in which case why are you wasting time and effort and money on owning your own car, or
  4. You haven't left your house in eleven days, which is disturbing.
My neighbor, who I'm almost convinced is a stripper, once left her car in the driveway for two completely separate snow storms without cleaning it off or using it.  And then suddenly, one morning, there she was scraping off three weeks of snow and ice.  Weird.  Oh, and I think she's a stripper.  Also weird. #nature