Jan 8, 2009
Wait, did I miss the election? Aw, shoot. Anyway, I think it would be cool if there was a playoff-like bracket system to determine the president. It would be a series of smaller elections that would whittle down the candidates to a Sweet Sixteen, an Elite Eight, a Final Four, then a championship that we could all watch on primetime TV, sponsored by GM and Cialis. That way we wouldn't end up being forced to choose the least worst of the goons that choose to run for president. #politics
I think the candidate who wins the Big 10 should compete against the candidate who wins the Pac 10, and they should call this final competition the Rose Bowl Election.