I know some people who have the extremely awkward habit of calculating the approximate date and most-likely special event that led to a person's conception. For example, it will be stated that a person's birthday is in September, at which point said "conception calculator" will think for a few seconds then blurt out with a grin, "A Christmas baby, eh?" This is especially uncomfortable when family is involved, which it almost always is.
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Thanks Dave. My wife was born September 28th....I will never be able to look my in-laws in the eyes on Christmas again.
You can thank my shorter half, Wendy. She brings this up often, especially in front of my family and concerning my family.
I don't think it's gross. It's science.