I'm an avid bubble gum chewer, and I have a bone to pick with the supermarkets, Walmarts, Targets, and other stores of our great nation:  Where the heck is my bubble gum?  At the checkout lines, there's only minty stuff and that sugar-free crap.  That's not bubble gum.  I'm talking about Bubble Yum, Bubblicious, and Hubba Bubba.  That's the real stuff.  Also, an occasional Bubble Tape and a Big League Chew wouldn't hurt.  I'm forced to go to convenience stores at gas stations for the sole purpose of perusing their candy aisle in the hopes of finding a bubble gum treasure.  But the food stores and "everything" stores seem to be done with the bubble gum industry.  Who's my congressman?  I'm gonna write him. #food