I'm fully convinced I have no accent.  I'm sure that's how everyone feels about their own brand of English, but they're all wrong.  I can hear the slightest accent in a person's voice, and I absolutely feel like my version of English is completely free of any of these accents.  I grew up in northern New Jersey, but I definitely don't have a New York accent.  My parents were from south Jersey, but I don't have a Philly accent.  I'm obviously not southern, nor am I midwestern, each of which have their own specific and separate accents.  I'm completely accent free.  Someone please prove me wrong. #language