Spill
Cleanup on aisle 12. 



Sometimes our dumb little cats stick their big stupid heads in glasses of water we unintentionally leave on the coffee table, which inevitably leads to a spill on our fake hardwood floors.  Then they freak out and run away, but not before depositing a few hairs as evidence. #entertainment

Defunct gas station (3)
I've mentioned this before, but I'll ask it again:  How can a gas station possibly go out of business?  If you have a product everyone wants, you overcharge for it, and you have even a mediocre customer base, how can you possibly not make a profit? #business

iPod aspect ratio
I've always thought it's kinda stupid to put movies on an iPod so you can watch them on a plane or while traveling.  Watching a full-length movie on a 2.5-inch screen seems a little ridiculous.  But when you think about, it makes a ton of sense in terms of aspect ratio.  If you're ok with watching a movie on one of those 10-inch screens on an airplane where you're likely sitting a good 5-10 feet away, it's roughly the same as watching a 2.5-inch screen from 12 inches away. #technology