What not to do in a meeting: 

1. Pick your nose.
2. Pick your nose and look at the results.
3. Pick your nose, look at the results, then use your pen to remove the results from under your fingernail.
4. Pick your nose, look at the results, use your pen, then wipe the results on the bottom of the conference room table.

A few years ago, I remember being somewhat afraid of entering the workforce because I wasn't sure if I was ready to be a grownup.  If only I had known the definition of "grownup".  The list above describes the real actions of a real grownup at a real business meeting. #business