Possibly the best thing I ever saw on TV was a show called "World's Scariest Explosions Caught on Tape".  It was on for about 4 hours on a Saturday afternoon, and I believe I watched all 4 hours.  I felt like the show was written exclusively for me, like God said, "Hey Dave, check out this meaningless collection of dramaticized accidents involving explosions.  Enjoy, my child."  I think I was the target audience. #entertainment