Short People is a satirical song by Randy Newman from 1977.  Among its many lyrical gems are the following: 
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
I can't believe I've made it this far in life without hearing this song.  Like the author of the song, I have nothing against short people.  I just like anything that's blatantly and unapologetically offensive.  Instead of "short", substitute other one-syllable words like "dumb", "slow", or "white". #entertainment