There's a fly at work.  All day long, he rams himself into the light over my head.  Thankfully I'm mentally grounded (I am?), otherwise my employer would have a meltdown on their hands. 

This fly has been around for several weeks now.  Perhaps I don't understand how the world works, but I was under the impression that living beings require nourishment.  I was also under the impression that flies have a lifespan of only a few days.  Either this fly has some sort of secret stash of food and mating partners, or I've got a problem on my hands. #nature