|I like (and by like, I mean hate) how all Halloween costumes for girls consist of a standard noun preceded by the word "slutty". We've moved on from Slutty Nurse and Slutty Maid to things that don't even make sense, like Slutty Hobo and Slutty Witch. Today at ShopRite I saw a Slutty Pumpkin, a Slutty Farm Girl, and some other slutty thing I couldn't identify. It would be one thing if I was a normal guy and wanted to see those things. But I'm not normal. I don't like seeing 16-year-old girls in skimpy clothes.
I hope my offspring are male. #sociology