Lone drunk
At most parties, there's at least one person who doesn't quite follow the rules:  The lone drunk.  This person wants to make the party a party by drinking a greater volume of alcohol and at a faster pace than everyone else.  Regardless of how many family members or co-workers are in attendance, and no matter how calm the party would otherwise be, the lone drunk will continue consuming alcohol past the point of being under control, and this is where things get quickly out of hand.  There's usually some colorful language, some risque actions, and a few off-color jokes.  The only person who doesn't think the lone drunk has had enough to drink is the lone drunk.  Everybody looks on with surprise and fascination as the lone drunk continues to embarrass and insult, oftentimes causing harm to relationships and careers.  But at the same time, nobody thinks any less of the lone drunk.  Because let's face it, who hasn't been the lone drunk themselves at one time or another?  Sometimes people drink a little too much.  And too much drinking makes words come out with no thoughts attached.  Horrible things can be said and atrocious acts can be committed while drunk.  But after the alcohol wears off, everything is back to normal.  So don't blame the lone drunk; he/she was just trying to have a good time. #psychology

Astronaut diapers (1)
Astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak is being charged with attempted kidnapping, battery, and attempted vehicle burglary after she drove from Texas to Florida to confront Colleen Shipman, the "other woman" in a relationship with fellow astronaut Bill Oefelein.  Nowak came bearing all the normal stalker equipment:  Trench coat, wig, knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves.  The article says police "also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive."  Apparently, astronauts are given special purpose diapers to be worn during space walks, takeoff, and reentry.  To this, I have two things to say: 
  1. What car is capable of driving 1000 miles without stopping?  Why don't I own one?
  2. Astronauts get diapers specifically made for space travel?  Why don't I have any?
(via Neatorama) #entertainment