The Onion's sports section is hilarious.  Recent football headlines include: 

Peyton Manning Looking Forward To Ninth Annual Super-Bowl-Watching Party (#)

Bill Parcells: 'I've Always Hated Football' (#)

Americans Wondering What They Did To Deserve This Much Joe Buck (#)

Bears Lead Rex Grossman To Super Bowl (#)

Reminder:  The Onion is a fake news site. #sports