I get annoyed when people speak different languages around me.  I always feel like they're saying something about me or at least something they don't feel comfortable saying around me.  And that makes me mad.  Obviously, if it was worth saying in front of me, it would be said in plain English.  But since it's disguised behind a language I'm not familiar with, I'm left to believe it's a personal attack directed at me. 

The other thing I've noticed is that people who say things in other languages follow their statements with laughter.  Or more accurately, childlike giggling.  This of course leads me even more strongly to the conclusion that their statements are about me and their laughter is at my disproportionate head or the armpit stains on my shirt.  Again, this annoys me. 

My only consolation is the fact that other languages are funny to listen to.  I literally laugh and think, "Wow, that's the stupidest bunch of monkey-talk I've ever heard."  Shows them. #psychology