| NFL predator | Sep 13, 2006 |
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I think it's funny that every NFL team has a "predator": A black guy with long dreads that stick out the back of his helmet. It's funny because it's the most impractical hair style imaginable, especially for an extremely physical game like football. It wouldn't take much to yank one of those things right out of a person's head. Thankfully, most of the NFL's predators are defensive backs, so they aren't usually "the ball" when everyone else is playing "kill the man with the ball". It the predator was a running back, he'd have a pretty tough life. It's also impractical because they're black people, and I've been told that black people have enough problems with their hair as it is (correct me if I'm wrong). The other reason it's funny is because every team has one. If I randomly browse through some team rosters, I find this guy from the Bears, this guy from the Browns, this guy from the Saints, this guy from the Seahawks, this guy from the Buccaneers. The list goes on.  |
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| Five words | Sep 13, 2006 |
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In the tradition of 5ives (arguably one of the greatest websites on the internet), here's my list of five things. Five old-people words that make me feel weird when using them: 1. Belch 2. Slacks 3. Trousers 4. Underpants 5. Rear end #psychology |
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