To that guy who caused the line of cars to form behind him yesterday as I was driving home from work:  "Thanks a lot, jerk.  It's super cool to go 25 in a 35.  In the event that you learn you're not the only person on earth who drives on roads, I would recommend looking into your rearview mirror.  Yeah.  See those 11 cars behind you?  I'm the last one.  Get off the road.  Stop driving.  Sell your car.  Self-revoke your license.  Move to Florida.  Get a motorized wheelchair.  Use it on the sidewalk.  Anyone who lets a line of cars form behind them probably shouldn't be driving."