Animal rubber bands
These animal rubber bands stretch and change shape like normal rubber bands, except that they return to their original animal shape when unstretched.  Awesome.  (via Cute Overload)
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Spam comments
Spam comments are funny.  Besides all the ads for viagra/cialis/levitra and gambling/casinos (and the occasional porn), most spam comments are strangely very positive.  I guess this is the spammers' way of making them look like legitimate comments.  They're no match for spam-fighters like Akismet, but they're funny to read over sometimes. 
Your site is very cognitive. I think you will have good future.:)
HI! I love this place!
Great website! Bookmarked! I am impressed at your work!
Very needed information found here, thank you for your work
beautiful online information center. greatest work... thanks
It's good to be appreciated sometimes.  And obviously, these spammers are impressed with what they read.  To them I say this, "You're welcome.  You're very welcome."  I take great pride in my work and it's nice to know that someone sincerely appreciates it. 

Aside from all the encouraging niceness, some spam comments have horrible spelling and/or grammar.  This is a pretty common occurrence on the internet, but don't people know how to use spell check?  If this stuff is coming from overseas, who's the translator?  That person should be fired! 
You have very nice site!
It is nice site!
It is good site!
Best site I see. Thanks.
Yes,it is cool site!
But no matter how it comes to me, I'll take it.  I can see that I'm making a pretty big impression on some people, and I'm glad I can brighten people's days.  Buncha stupid spammers. #technology