I was in a meeting a few weeks ago, and there was a squirrelly guy with a mustache who kept using the word "phenomenon" incorrectly and increasing the number and length of endings on it.  At first, he said something about "studying the phenomenon that was happening".  After a little while, he said something about "characterizing the phenomenology of the project".  A little while after that, he said something about the project's "phenomenologically advanced technology".  By the end of the meeting, he was just adding anything he could think of to the end of the word:  Phenomenologicallistically, phenomenologicalism, phenomenologicalisticide.  The guy was just going nuts. #language