Recently, as I've been watching football on TV, I've been noticing that NFL players have drinking problems:  As soon as they get water in their mouths, they spit it out.  Now, I ain't no genius.  But it would seem to me that by spitting out the water, they wouldn't be reaping the benefits of putting the water in their mouths in the first place.  Perhaps someone should tell them, "Hey fella, swallow that water.  You won't be thirsty anymore." #sports