Let me go on the record to say that I have the absolute worst taste in movies.  All my opinions about movies are wrong. 

I always know which movies to not see:  the ones that are advertised on 770 WABC radio.  I haven't seen any of them yet, and I know I'm doing the right thing.  The ones they've advertised include Cold Mountain, Million Dollar Baby, Sideways, and Brokeback Mountain.  All these have won big-time awards and are critically acclaimed.  The commercials have such positive things to say about these movies that I just know I won't like them.  I don't like movies that win awards or change people's lives.  An award-winning movie is a bad movie.  The term "critically acclaimed" means nothing to me.  If movies like Napoleon Dynamite and Office Space don't win critical acclaim, I don't like movies that critics acclaim. 

I have pretty particular tastes when it comes to movies.  This shouldn't come as a surprise; I'm pretty opinionated about everything.  I like movies that are stupidly funny, like Dumb and Dumber.  I like movies with a big twist at the end, like every one of M. Night Shyamalan's movies.  I like movies that are unnecessarily action-packed, like the Bourne Identity and XXX (Triple X). #entertainment