Dec 30, 2005
My aunt Mary Jane mentions the "M R ducks" thing pretty frequently. She says it's part of the Iowa Basic Skills Test, but it can be attributed to any dumb-sounding group.
I found a new one while searching for this. It's a conversation between two Swedes at a restaurant.
#language
Original M R ducks M R not O S A R C M wangs? L I B! M R ducks M R snakes M R not O S A R C M B D eyes? L I B! M R snakes M R mice M R not O S A R C M E D B D feet? L I B! M R mice M R farmers M R not O S A R C M M T pockets L I B! M R farmers M R puppies M R not O S A R C M P N L I B! M R puppies | Translation Them are ducks Them are not Oh yes they are See them wings? Well I'll be! Them are ducks Them are snakes Them are not Oh yes they are See them beady eyes? Well I'll be! Them are snakes Them are mice Them are not Oh yes they are See them itty bitty feet? Well I'll be! Them are mice Them are farmers Them are not Oh yes they are See them empty pockets? Well I'll be! Them are farmers Them are puppies Them are not Oh yes they are See them peeing? Well I'll be! Them are puppies |
Original F U N E X? S V F X F U N E M? S V F M O K M N X! | Translation Have you any eggs? Yes, we have eggs Have you any ham? Yes, we have ham Ok, ham and eggs! |
MR not EDBD bunnies.
OSAR!CDEDBD fluffy cottontails.
LIB! MR 2 EDBD bunnies!
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MNO Spiders.
MR2 spiders, CM8 legs.
LIB! MR EDBD spiders.
Great minds think alike. Please post your opinions.
2ys ub
I cur 2 ys 4 me
S. i 8 (yes I ate)
OiCu812 (oh i see you ate one too)
M R not (Them are not)
M R 2 Blondes (Them are to blondes)
M R diyed blondes (them are dyed blondes)
O S A R blondes, C M M T heads (Oh yes they are blondes, see them empty heads)
O I C, M R Blondes (oh, I see, them are blondes)