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M R ducks (5) Friday, Dec 30, 2005 3:24 pm

My aunt Mary Jane mentions the "M R ducks" thing pretty frequently.  She says it's part of the Iowa Basic Skills Test, but it can be attributed to any dumb-sounding group. 

Original
M R ducks
M R not
O S A R
C M wangs?
L I B! M R ducks

M R snakes
M R not
O S A R
C M B D eyes?
L I B! M R snakes

M R mice
M R not
O S A R
C M E D B D feet?
L I B! M R mice

M R farmers
M R not
O S A R
C M M T pockets
L I B! M R farmers

M R puppies
M R not
O S A R
C M P N
L I B! M R puppies

Translation
Them are ducks
Them are not
Oh yes they are
See them wings?
Well I'll be!  Them are ducks

Them are snakes
Them are not
Oh yes they are
See them beady eyes?
Well I'll be!  Them are snakes

Them are mice
Them are not
Oh yes they are
See them itty bitty feet?
Well I'll be!  Them are mice

Them are farmers
Them are not
Oh yes they are
See them empty pockets?
Well I'll be!  Them are farmers

Them are puppies
Them are not
Oh yes they are
See them peeing?
Well I'll be!  Them are puppies

I found a new one while searching for this.  It's a conversation between two Swedes at a restaurant. 

Original
F U N E X?
S V F X
F U N E M?
S V F M
O K M N X!
Translation
Have you any eggs?
Yes, we have eggs
Have you any ham?
Yes, we have ham
Ok, ham and eggs!
Brenda Walker Friday, Feb 8, 2008 5:12 pm

CDEDBD bunnies?
MR not EDBD bunnies.
OSAR!CDEDBD fluffy cottontails.
LIB! MR 2 EDBD bunnies!
love your website!!

Darren Tuesday, Apr 1, 2008 1:45 am

ICEDBD Spiders.
MNO Spiders.
MR2 spiders, CM8 legs.
LIB! MR EDBD spiders.

Great minds think alike. Please post your opinions.

Laura Tuesday, Jul 29, 2008 3:03 am

2ys ur
2ys ub
I cur 2 ys 4 me

Tommy Hicks Monday, Dec 22, 2008 5:24 am

F.U.8? (have you ate?)
S. i 8  (yes I ate)
OiCu812 (oh i see you ate one too)

Mark in Idaho Saturday, Mar 21, 2009 6:35 pm

M R Blondes             (Them are blondes)
M R not                     (Them are not)
M R 2 Blondes          (Them are to blondes)
M R diyed blondes      (them are dyed blondes)
O S A R blondes, C M M T heads      (Oh yes they are blondes, see them empty heads)
O I C, M R Blondes    (oh, I see, them are blondes)

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