I always notice weird things when I travel.

• A guy dropped his tissue on the floor in the airport, picked it up, and used it.
• Mullets
• People drink alcohol at any time of day
• The most annoying human beings on earth:  the guy who sat behind me on the plane and cleared his throat every 45 seconds; the guy who sat across from me who fell asleep and snored the whole time
• Fanny packs
• The most annoying sounds on earth:  the pull-down tray at my seat that rattled as soon as the plane moved and which couldn't be stopped no matter what I did
• Married guys (except me) going to strip clubs
• Flattops
• People picking wedgies without trying to hide it #travel